im all tuckered out all ready for bed ready to honk shoo honk shoooo all night you catch my drift? im really ready to be like honk mememememememe honk memememe in a night gown and a night cap and wander around the halls of my house with a candle in the event i need a glass of water to quench my thirst at 3 am for that delicious night water alone may wet my throat.

Sorry this website isn’t oldweb y2k aesthetic enough. I know a lot of people my age really dig it—me included—but I like to have a bit more of a clean aesthetic. If that’s not your thing, go for it!—you do you! Have a ball—don’t let some random stranger on the internet make you feel bad about yourself.